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DoucheBag Machete [Heavy Metal, Folk, Alt. Rock]
Jackson, TN
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  • A Good GodDamn
  • A Good GodDamn (DEMO)
  • Adult Diapers
  • All Falls Down 2.0
  • All the Fags in the Audience
  • April Fools
  • At the Lighthouse
  • ATHF
  • Axl Rose's Pussy
  • Bad Pussy
  • Bad Pussy (DEMO)
  • Bag of Chips
  • Ballad of Phillip Keel
  • Bank Vault
  • Benoit '06
  • Big Ass Truck
  • Black
  • Black Like Me
  • Blood in the Bottle
  • Blood in the Bottle (DEMO)
  • Born in the Night (Fire in Your Eyes)
  • Buffalo
  • Buffalo Chicken
  • Buffalo Chicken (DEMO)
  • Canada
  • CC & the Golden Sombrero
  • Chicken
  • Chicks with Dicks at the DMV
  • Coma Lilies
  • Coming in the Air
  • Covers
  • Crackhead Sister
  • Crap
  • DBM-Y25 : Garbage 1
  • DBM-Y25 : Garbage 2
  • DBM-Y25 : Garbage 3
  • DBM-Y25 : Garbage 4
  • Dead Mother Fucker
  • Decaf Coffee
  • Delaware
  • Delerium
  • Depression
  • Desperation
  • Destructed
  • Destruction
  • Destruction (radio mix)
  • Devil Song
  • Dojo
  • Dojo 2 (The Return)
  • Dojo 3
  • Dojo 4 - (The Next Dojo)
  • Doomsday
  • Douche Stains
  • DoucheBag Machete
  • Dream
  • Drop a Deuce
  • Drudge in the Bottle
  • Electric Chair
  • Elephant Idol
  • Elmo
  • End of the World
  • End of the World (DEMO)
  • End Pause
  • Everybody's Dying
  • Everybody's Normal, Ya Pansy!
  • Evil Lives
  • Evil Steve
  • Eye for an Eye
  • Falling Down
  • Fat Nasty Bitch
  • Fathers Day
  • FistFuck Baby
  • Five Hundred Pound Gorilla
  • Five Minutes Away
  • For the Kids
  • Fourth of July
  • Fuck You, I'm Dead
  • Goat
  • God of Blunder
  • Going Back to School
  • Going to Get More (Beers)
  • Grimey
  • Halloween
  • Happy Birthday Hiroshima
  • I Cried (DEMO)
  • I Dont Masturbate Anymore
  • I Want Your Soul
  • I'm Trying to Kill Me
  • In the DooDoo
  • Inbred Charlie
  • Influence
  • Is That Funny?
  • Is That Funny? (radio mix)
  • It's Alright
  • Jerk
  • Jim Neeley
  • Jonny Don't Like Me
  • Labor Day
  • Leap Year
  • Leave Me Alone
  • Leave Me Alone (DEMO)
  • Lesson 666
  • Life is Cheap
  • Little Johnny
  • Lone Tree in the Backyard
  • Mad Mad Mary
  • Mary Jane
  • Me Against You 2.0
  • Mom & Dad
  • Mom and Dad (DEMO)
  • Morphine
  • Mothers Day
  • My Best Friend
  • My Best Friend (DEMO)
  • My Life Sucks
  • My Soul
  • New School
  • New School (DEMO)
  • New Year's Eve
  • Not Good Enough (DEMO)
  • Not Good Enough for You
  • Ocean Front Property
  • Old School
  • Outlaw
  • Parking Spot
  • Parole
  • Piece
  • Pillow Biter
  • Please Don't Kill Me
  • Pollution
  • PooPoo
  • Procrastination
  • Rant
  • Rock Me
  • Rockin' in the Rocking Chair
  • S.B.H.F.
  • Serial Killer
  • Sex Bomb (DEMO)
  • Sex Bomb (the beginning)
  • Simplicity
  • Sit on My Face
  • Six Locks on Your Door
  • Skipping Song
  • Slow Driver
  • Sole (DEMO)
  • Something Wicked
  • Spam Jam
  • SpiderMan Shoes
  • SpiderMan Shoes (DEMO)
  • St Patrick's Day
  • Sue
  • Sue (DEMO)
  • Sunburn (DEMO)
  • TaeBo
  • Taxes
  • Thanksgiving
  • The Breakdancer's Revenge
  • The Comet of 2006
  • The Dark Side
  • The Devil
  • The Fly
  • The Job
  • The Refrain of Nevermore
  • The Story of Tim
  • This is a Turd
  • This Song Sucks
  • Three Ring Circus
  • Three Shits to the Wind
  • Time Travel
  • TimTim
  • Too Much Television
  • Tribute to Whitesnake
  • Trilogy 1 - All Falls Down
  • Trilogy 2 - Me Against You
  • Trilogy 3 - The Ahhhhhh Song
  • Triple S
  • Truck Jam
  • Twenty Twelve
  • Two Cents Worth
  • Two Cents Worth (DEMO)
  • Two Pennies for Your Thoughts
  • Two-Face
  • Valentine's Day
  • Vinkerakus
  • Vinkerakus 2
  • Wait
  • Wal-Mart
  • We Ride
  • We Ride (DEMO)
  • Weapon of Mass Destruction
  • Website
  • What I'm Gonna Do
  • Whatever
  • Where the Red Fern Grows
  • Where the Red Fern Grows (radio mix)
  • Wipe My Ass
  • Work
  • Work (DEMO)
  • Worst Day of My Life
  • Worst Day of My Life (DEMO)
  • Worst Song in the World
  • Worst Song in the World 2
  • Worst Song of the Worst Songs
  • Xmas
  • You Forgot My Name
  • You're a Bitch, Bitch!
  • You're Both Lucky
  • You're So Lame
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Biography
Fuck a Bio! The songs are what makes a band, and if you want to know about us, listen to some songs. Over one hundred songs are up and we're not slowing down any time soon. Check out the video for CrackHead Sister (if you haven't already). And, if you want any free downloads, we'll give you anything you heard above. Just drop us a line HERE . Oh yeah...if you're feeling any DoucheBag Machete OLDSKOOL videos, you can find that shit HERE .
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(P) Me   
(2008-03-18 07:28:52)
What the fuck is wrong with you idiots. Congratulations on writing over 200 shitty songs that nobody's ever going to want to listen to. Quit making "music" and keep fucking your crack head sister. Have a nice day

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