I am Surhk Dwardes, sometimes called Nyschashi by a few. I enjoy all forms of music, art, and the like. I am a conquerer of worlds. I, along with my Cyber Ninjas, shall soon rule without opposition.
Hailing from a far away dimension, I traveled to Bermuda where I spend my time capturing ships and planes, so that I may use their parts to complete a doomsday machine. I have recruited many of you into my army, and I intend to recruit many more, all while using entrancing subliminal sounds to make you groove and jive.
Join the many others who have become my minions. Join today.