Jeremy Day | SYM
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San Francisco, CA

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One day, the daywalker was walking down Taylor street in the tenderloin looking for a good time when he spotted Rob. Rob was giving out Hand Jobs for the very low price of crack/cocaine (if you give him some at any of our shows he'll give you one). the daywalker knew this was a chance to fullfill his dream of recieving sexual favors from a hobo so he jumped on the chance. Fifteen seconds later, when Daywalker had been fully pleasured, Rob suggested they smoke the crack together at his friend Jess-ika's pad (dirty, broken down, rat infested squat). Jess-ica met them at the door (piece of cardboard) to her squat and shuffled them inside where they could smoke in peace, together. All three of them felt something was missing, so they all had a circle jerk/daisy chain (however you wanna look at it) and prayed to Jesus for the missing link, then they smoked more crack. Soon they all saw a blinding light and jesus appeard to them and said, "Look upon my awesome might. I bring you the missing link." Jesus showed them a powerful warrior clad in gold, holding a diamond encrusted guitar. "My name is Macks, I shall lead you to the glowing fields of slot machines, drugs, fire retardent polyester jump suits, and a mile long buffet's." They all knew what to do... they started a brothel. But when that didn't work out they just formed a band. Shanghai Surprise: flying business class demo available at www.tankcrimes.com and www.nowayrecords.com Shanghai Surprise 7" coming out May 2007 Short, Fast, and loud comp on six weeks records- April 2007

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